friends till die bai :) إن شاء الل

budak setan :)

*haha sorry;p

amerlann

kedongg

atann

abgcikk

maisss

ijatt

 aizad

ejadd

afiqq

muhsin

bonn

korangg memangg kawaan aku sampai bilee2.

aku takan lupekan jase baik korang setan!!

haha.

fuck! i love you hayley williams,haha

iloveyouhayleywilliams<3<3<3

POYO.setakat nak stylo simpan jelahh wehh.

hoho :)

pandangan MEREKA tentang scene sekarang?

skaters skrg rmai yg tak serius,ade yg risau pasal status,style.

segan nak lepak dgn bdk2 lah.ade yg market jee lbih.dpn gadisgadis -_-"

 tah pape.kua kl bwk skate.kt pavi,klcc,bb.duk pgng je skate tu.

bkn maen pon,nak market pnye pasal.haih..nak pakai style2 bru nak skate.

hahaha.da mcm bingai dahh weh.buat malu je.

p/s:yg baru nak start tu,kalau nak skate pasal nak stylo,smpan jela skateboard tu.

korang bukan skate sangat pun,stylo je lebih.

ni baru skaters sebenar :)

 rodney mullen

ray barbee

Christian Hosoi

eric koston

jeremy wray

   jamie thomas

  Rick McCrank

 skaters tempatan :)

 fuad

 pa'din

 

this shit is awesome :)

the best horror movie :)

 the best part :)

shit happens.

*p/s:warning!! contains action-horror cipan level,

SARAWAK.. wait!! im coming :)

 

EXCITED :)

Semakan Status Terpilih Dan Semakan Penempatan Bagi Siri 8/2011

	NAMA	:	MOHAMMAD THAUFIK ZAFRAN BIN MOHAMMED SAHIDI
	NO. KAD PENGENALAN	:	930623146737
	KUMPULAN	:	1
	PUSAT BERKUMPUL	:	JABATAN LATIHAN KHIDMAT NEGARA (BANGUNAN ZETRO) BERDEKATAN CAREFOUR WANGSA MAJU
	NEGERI PUSAT BERKUMPUL	:	WP KUALA LUMPUR
	NAMA KEM	:	KEM JUARA SERIAN, SARAWAK
	ALAMAT KEM	:	BATU 33
			JALAN KUCHING-SERIAN
	POSKOD KEM	:	94700
	BANDAR KEM	:	SERIAN
	NEGERI KEM	:	SARAWAK
	TARIKH LAPOR	:	02-JAN-2011
	MASA LAPOR	:	7:30 PAGI

hee korang :)

                            intan . . yana :)

You are both really funny.happy with you both:)

especially intan :) . and kau yana boleh tahan jgak bile dah masuk air . penat nak melayan kerenah kau .haih .

bile nak hang lg :)..karok jom , hahaha . 

p/s: follow aku naty, hantar aku kt w.maju . aku nak pergi sarawak (PLKN) :)

 

JACKASS 2

Jackass Number Two is a compilation of various stunts, pranks and skits, and essentially has no plot. The film opens with an introduction of the nine cast members while they're being chased by bulls in a neighborhood. One by one, the cast members are taken down by the stampede, until only Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera are left, and are chased through a house. Bam jumps through a window, and Johnny stops in his tracks to deliver his signature line, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!", and is pushed through a window by several bulls, and the title comes to screen, "Jackass Number Two".

The movie finishes with a Busby Berkeley-style movie musical production number set to the La Cage aux Folles song "The Best Of Times", where the cast sing and dance while getting battered by violent stunts. One stunt involves Wee Man and Preston Lacy sliding onto a bunch of metal trash cans. Others involve Chris Pontius dancing in a flaming building and jumping safely onto a mat, at which point he is knocked off his feet by a fire hose, and Bam and Dunn dancing in cowboy outfits in front of a horse before Knoxville causes the horse to flee by slapping its rear, pulling Bam and Dunn away by a rope attached to their feet. As in the first film, Rip Taylor is seen at the end of the sequence.

Leading up to the production number at the end, the following sequences and scenes are performed.

1. Puppet Show: Knoxville puts on a puppet show using a snake and Pontius' penis.

2. The Valentine: A construction paper heart with a note on it is hung in a hotel room hallway, with smaller and smaller letters as the note continues.

3. Firehose Rodeo: Dave England rides an out of control fire hose.

4. Chubby Chaser India: Preston chases Wee Man through the streets of an Indian town and deals with a bunch of little problems.

5. Bicentennial BMXing: Knoxville and Dunn attempt to perform stunts on 18th century style bicycles.

6. The Strongman: Bam sits on top of a strength tester machine while Pontius sends a golden dildo rocketing towards his rear. (The original scene was supposed to feature Bam sitting on top of the machine while the weight would come up and hit him in his testicles; the dildo scene was redone with Bam getting hit in his crotch, but failed to make the final cut.)

7. Gloria: Spike Jonze plays a 90-year old prostitute named Gloria who loses her top out on the street.

8. The Mini-Loop: Danger Ehren McGhehey and Thor Drake try to ride a miniature motorbike through a wooden loop.

9. The Brand: Dunn brands Bam with a penis-shaped branding iron.

10. Lake Jump: The guys use rocket-propelled vehicles to try and jump a lake.

11. The Fish Hook: Pontius fishes for sharks in the Gulf of Mexico using Steve-O as his bait.

12. Bam Velcro Truck: Bam tries to stick himself to a truck while wearing a velcro suit.

13. The Electric Stool: Professional card thrower Jim Karol and Steve-O trick Wee Man into thinking he's getting cards thrown into his rectum while he sits bare-assed on an electrically-rigged chair.

14. Yak Charge: Knoxville is gored by a yak.

15. The Bungee Jump: Wee Man bungee jumps off a bridge using Preston as his support weight.

16. Bad Grandpa: Knoxville dresses up as an old man named Irving Zisman, who gives a kid cigarettes and booze.

17. Indoor Ski Slope: April and Phil Margera's hallway stairs are turned into a ski slope by the guys.

18. Beehive Limo: Knoxville and Bam trick Wee Man, Dave, Steve-O, and Dunn by hiring a limo to come to a fake photo shoot. They've rigged the child locks so they can't get out, and then pour two garbage cans full of bees through the sunroof. At least one of the people in the car pees their pants.

19. Rake Jump: Steve-O jumps on a rake for no apparent reason.

20. Dave Eats Shit: The Three 6 Mafia pays Dave $200 to eat horse feces. (The unrated cut of the film featured Dave being paid a larger sum to try and eat a larger piece of fecal matter.)

21. Naked Wee Man: Wee Man walks through a production meeting in the buff.

22. Riot Control Test: The guys become test subjects for riot control ammunition.

23. Gloria and the Artist: Gloria tries to buy a painting from a streetcorner art salesman, but can't keep her saggy breasts from popping out.

24. Medicine Ball Dodgeball: The guys play a game of dodgeball in the dark using medicine balls.

25. Mushroom Launch: Dunn is about to ride his shopping cart out of a loading dock and into a dumpster, but Bam has other ideas. (Dunn successfully makes the attempt in a deleted scene from the unrated version.)

26. The Magic Trick: John Waters makes Wee Man disappear.

27. The Gauntlet: Mat Hoffman, Tony Hawk, and the guys try to negotiate a skate park ramp while dodging swinging sandbags.

28. Tiny Toilet: Dave takes a dump in a dollhouse-sized bathroom.

29. Toro Totter: Knoxville, Bam, Pontius, and Dunn ride a teeter-totter while a bull charges.

30. Keep God out of California: Pontius dresses as the devil and shoots out from below the ground to protest God.

31. Butt Chug: Steve-O shotguns a beer in his anus.

32. Bam Roof Slam: Bam hurts himself skateboarding off a roof.

33. Rocket Cart: Dunn tries to jump the lake in his cart, which is now rocket propelled.

34. Anaconda Ball Pit: Knoxville, Dunn, and Wee Man try to fish an anaconda out of a children's ball pit.

35. Bam Drop In: Bam drops in and hits the camera.

36. The Ice Horse: Knoxville and CKY's Brandon DiCammillo dare Dunn to sit on a horse-shaped ice sculpture with his scrotum hanging out.

37. The Swamp Chute: Wee Man is launched off a dock using high powered fans.

38. How to Milk a Horse: Knoxville, Pontius, and Steve-O obtain a sperm sample from a studded horse. (This was originally shot for the television series "Wildboyz" but made it into the final cut for the film.)

39. Karate Chop: Dunn holds wooden boards while Pontius and Bam "try" to break them.

40. The Big Tire Race: Danger Ehren and Dave race each other down a hill while riding in monster truck tires.

41. The Leech Healer: The boys find a leech healer in India and Dave and Steve-O need healing. (Note: Dave's scene is only available in the unrated DVD version as the scene involves the leech biting one of his testicles.)

42. Gloria Goes Shopping: Gloria again has trouble keeping her breasts in her top, this time while shopping for fruit.

43. The Wind Tunnel: The guys play a trick on Bam, who tries to see how long he can withstand high powered fans while he hangs on to the edge of a horse trailer. Once he falls, they lock him in the trailer with a King Cobra, which freaks Bam out as he is afraid of snakes.

44. Roller Leapfrog: Costumed mascots try to play leapfrog in a roller rink.

45. The Fart Mask: Steve-O puts on a helmet that Preston farts and defecates into.

46. Big Green Ball: Dave jumps off a roof while riding a bouncing ball.

47. The Poof: Irving farts baby powder into Jeff Tremaine's face.

48. Old Man Balls: Irving walks the streets of Los Angeles while his testicles hang out of his shorts.

49. The Switcheroo: Phil and Preston trade places in the middle of the night to try and fool April.

50. Ding Dong: Dave visits Knoxville's house, and gets hit by a giant airbag when he rings the doorbell. (An extended version of this exists as a deleted scene on the DVD, with several other crew members meeting the airbag.)

51. Big Red Rocket: Knoxville rides a red rocket over the lake.

52. Terror Taxi: The guys play a prank on Danger Ehren, who they dress up as a suicide bomber. A gun-toting Jay Chandrasekhar helps and many of the guys make special contributions to the costume.

53. The Bear Trap: Knoxville puts his arm in a bear trap.